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Created on 2001-07-09 00:11:46 (#234753), last updated 2006-12-27

1,276 comments received, 1,280 comments posted

Basic Info
Name:.rachi'll slit your throat.
Birthdate:10-01
Location:Buffalo, New York, United States
Website:Better Than Your Space
Bio
[funny in a car crash sort of way]




"your live journal profile should be
'my name is rachel. i'm hard to please."
-justin fenske.





so. i bitch. a lot. but rightfully so. because ninety five percent of the things other people do and say are far, far beyond ridiculous.

i hate affirmative action.
i hate scene kids.
i hate ebonics.
i hate loud cell phone users.
i hate people who chew gum loudly.
i hate girls who wear shorts that say things like "bootylicious" and "baby girl" on them.
i hate trucker hats.
i hate kids who preach.
i hate people who can't spell the word "hypocrite" correctly.
i hate kids who mess up grammar or spelling in general.
i hate politically correct words and phrases.
i hate nu metal.
i hate repeating myself.
i hate people who ask you if they look fat.
i hate people who are fat.
i hate the atkin's diet.
i hate people who didn't talk to me in high school who try to catch up with me and be my best friend when i see them around now.
i hate fashion punks.
i hate people whose favorite band is fall out boy.
i hate when people use the "I am away from the computer right now" away message.



i get giddy a lot, too. and i bounce around like a five year old.

i like listing my hates.
i like people who dress in relation to their race.
i like acting like i don't hear people at work when they request retarded things of me.
i like knowing how much better i am than everyone else.
i like how my friends are better than yours.
i like when it's seventy two degrees and windy.
i like forehead kisses.
i like rooms with red walls.
i like long drives in the am.
i like how i know more than basically everyone.
i like laughing at myself.
i like laughing at you.
i like how i don't have a profile that says "ShOuT OuTz tO MaH GurLz! DG HT RL ES AD! <3"
i like the sixty year old guy at dennys today who had on a shirt that said "No One is Born a Racist."
i like how i'm reliable.
i like how long i can go without washing my hair before it's noticeable.
i like how i'm a huge scumbag.
i like how "heh... yeah" is an appropriate response to anything pointless someone is telling you.
i like knowing whether or not something is too pointless to tell someone.
i like making fun of people to their face.
i like how just now, the wind blew a picture of hips across the room and into my lap.
i like hips.




and. anybody who disagrees with me is wrong.



and ps. i have a really bad temper. get over it.


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